My broken heart will break for you every day until it kills me.

newdaynewdestination asked: SARAH OH HOLY HELL LET ME JUST SAY THAT I THINK THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW AND I CAN'T FIND MY PHONE OR I'D TEXT YOU THIS BUT ANYWAY I CAN'T REALLY EXPLAIN SO JUST KNOW THAT IF I DIE TONIGHT YOU'RE THE LAST PERSON I TALK TO AND YOU CAN HAVE MY HAIRDRYER AND PHONE CHARGER BECAUSE YOU BREAK PHONE CHARGERS LIKE A MOFO OKAY OKAY WELL I'M GONNA GO TRY TO NOT DIE BUT IF I DO THEN YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO ALSO YOU CAN HAVE MY CAT HE'LL PROBABLY EAT NALA THOUGH OH WELL IT'S A CAT EAT CAT WORLD

You are the craziest bitch I have EVER met. Anyway, I’m glad I know you’re alive.

One day I’m gonna take a girl on a real date. And i won’t just take her to a drive through and call it a day you know? We’ll get out and walk in. She can even order fries man.

(Source: acuphalfphilled)

My new theme song. I DON’T REALLY CARE.

…..whatismylife.

I hate Helena/Pelham.
I’m almost 21.
nobody to make friends with here.
zero lesbians.

Wanna know what would be cool? If I had some followers that lived around here and y’all messaged me. even if it’s anon.

ah. Foreveralone.

I give up -_-

Dear Erin, I know you be on tumblr.

Dear Erin, I know you be on tumblr.

This would be awesome

This would be awesome

(Source: midnightinparis, via catladiesandqueens)

I know I can be dramatic. I’m a girl. That’s how girls are.

But YOU are the most dramatic little girl I’ve ever met.

-_- so not amused. she is right. crazy shit only happens to me. MY LIFE COULD BE A MOVIE. not kidding.

-_- so not amused. she is right. crazy shit only happens to me. MY LIFE COULD BE A MOVIE. not kidding.

That awkward moment when you give out a difficult order in a drivethru and pull up to the window and realize its some girl you messaged while real drunk a while back telling her she’s hot and she never replied and being pretty sure she probably knew who I was.

Well. I’m embarrassed.
Im not a weirdo.
iwasjustrealdrunk. I was sloppy.
butyoureallyaresoattractive.
…couldhaverepliedtho.
I probably wouldn’t have replied.
Don’t judge me >:[
WHAT IS MY LIFE. …..Erin and Anna are laughing so hard at me right now. Hate you guys.